meemalee

Dear Waitrose, Here is my entry for your Pumpkin Carving Competition . Hope you like it! Lots of love, meemalee xxx ps follow the further adventures of Pumpkin Gregg here .

I was going to make a video like this myself, but then someone did all the hard work for me. Thanks CopeandDalton ! A source claims to me that the worst/best innuendo actually gets edited out, but I'm not sure I believe them ... At any rate, MasterChef seems to be haunting me - I was browsing Facebook yesterday and I suddenly noticed a certain advert appearing on every page. Can you tell what it is yet? Look a little closer: I'm also being thoroughly tantalised by this: I am this close to placing an order. This close. Facebook knows me too well.

Limping through Holborn today (I had an unfortunate skipping accident), who should I pass but Gregg the Grocer aka Gregg Wallace of TV's Masterchef. If I'd been a bit more on the ball, I would have yelled " Puddingface !" at him; as it is, I just grinned inanely. He was too busy smiling smugly to himself to notice me anyway. Perhaps he was fondly recalling today's episode of MasterChef: The Professionals. For tonight Mr Wallace unleashed the following corker: " There is mistakes throughout your cooking ". I was giggling so much that I almost missed Michel Roux Jnr denouncing the crack in a chocolate roulade as a " Chasm " as in Chas'n'Dave (who incidentally split up today ). Happy days.