Giant Robot, Clerkenwell - Space Age Diner
Prawns are giant. Meat
Balls are not. Tasty but dear.
There is no robot.
Giant Prawns (garlic, chilli, oregano) £23.60
You get five
Giant Robot - Spaghetti and Meatballs (beef, spicy tomato sauce, pecorino) £9.65
The "large" portion
45-47 Clerkenwell Road
London EC1M 5RS
020 7065 6810
What I expected
EDITED TO ADD: For future pithy nonsense, see The Haiku Review
Were there no robots at all? That's just wrong. Trade Descriptions, anyone? :-)
@Sarah, Maison Cupcake -Why thank you :)
@Hugh Wright - *blush* Yeah, sorry, I do go off on a little ramble in most of my posts.
Amazing what a bit of writer's block and laziness will do.
Will try to rein myself in more in future :)
when they are done in haiku.
Quicker to read too.
Now I want ALL my comments to be haikus.
Very kind of you to say :)
Like the meatball portion!
Nice snacks, better review.
Giant prawns but small balls
Menu of madness
From the small one with no hat!
Giant Prawns ATTACK...
might have to work on that one...
waiters, but lunch makes for a
Short notice period
@The Grubworm - I forgot how bizarre the menu was and how we needed it explained to us.
@Pavel - Small one with no hat? You mean me?? I'd watch "Giant Prawns Attack".
@Mer - I love that photo
@catty - It's funny you should say that ...
@Josordoni - Because they have lots of feelers, you mean?
@Tina - Aww thanks! Who are you on Twitter, may I ask? I expect many of my followers are a little odd :)
@TheFastestIndian - Not big enough for my liking but pretty big.
yes, just think how many plates they could balance at once!
That was succinct and clear.
I used small under duress,
it was artistic...
The giant robot / hides his graceful self / from your hungry eyes
@May Slow Food Kitchen - More at my new blog The Haiku Review!
@Hugh Wright - See, I would say it was the other way round :)
@Pavel - That is beautiful
@Kavey - If you can do that when you're tired, wow
@Northern Snippet - I hope so - and I want guest reviewers on the Haiku Review!
@Tina - Ah - cool - followed :)
@Northern Snippet - Cool! Do email me if you have a haiku review!